Pooping, text it

I want to live on the coast. Somewhere in the Northwest or Northeast. Somewhere where i can sleep in until past noon and it’s totally fine because the suns not even up yet.

I would like to operate a lighthouse. Supposedly they’re all automated now but someone has to change the lightbulb i guess.. or maybe I’ll just live in there and no one will ever know.

I could wake up and explore the forest and make awesome forts and all of my friends could come too because forts aren’t forts without friends. We could all live in this lighthouse and spray paint the inside and put up christmas lights everywhere and make the light into the batman symbol and hopefully batman would come hangout too. Not robin though, he’s a lameass.

We could all just live off the land and hangout and forget about all the bullshit that’s going on outside of the forest. No more propaganda, no more politics, no more new iphones or blog posts or status updates. Just a bunch of kids and the woods and the ocean and all the adventures that we would like.

But maybe just for like a week or something. I’d probably miss the internet.